December 2011
Have you been mobbed by fans?
Liam: I'm given spoons by some fans, even though I have a phobia of them! I can hold them, I just can't use them.
Niall: Fans always ask me if I 'll marry them, so I'm going to have alot of wives!
Louis: Some dress in carrot costumes and give me carrots.
Zayn: That's because Louis jokingly once said he liked girls who eat carrots!
Liam: Zayn gets the older fans.
Zayn: I may have noticed this...
Liam: But mums tend to like me, which is all good
Zayn: Harry's fans are hardcore. They follow us everywhere and sleep in our hotels.
ohyeahziamsextape asked: hey I know we've only talked once, but I mentioned you in my last post. I hope that was okay.
This lady is taking a photo of my cat in the window. Go away lady I’m trying to watch cake boss. You have terrible hair.
I’m at Myer and there’s this lady who looks exactly like Eleanor Calder and I totally din’t follow her
Before we were at maccas and WMYB played like twice and my friend was like “who even are One Direction?” and in my head I was like ‘they are my life’
I’m qt maccas and what makes you beautiufl is on the tv h is too amazing but I cant rangirl to my friends they’re talk8g anout sisters
btw-im-a-unicorn asked: who are they? : Barry, Wayne, Ian, Kyle and Hughey <- who's liam,niall,harry,zayn and lou of them?
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me and my dad in the car this morning
him: we have to go in that direction
me: what direction?
him: over there
me: how many directions?
him: omg you're insane
me: just say it
him: one direction
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Hahahahaha “Let’s do this poo”
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I’m on the phone and on facebook and tumblr at the same time and I almost said “Harry Birthday” to my friend
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Wanna hear a joke about what a cleaner saw?
onedirectionmusic:
horanmyworld:
liams-cupcakes:
thanksto1direction:
boobearstolemyheart:
cherishstyles:
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
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Goodnight routine on the tour bus
Niall: Good night Louis
Louis: Good night Niall
Harry: Good night Boo Bear, night Niall
Niall&Louis: Good niggggght
Liam: Sleep tight Niall and Lou
Louis: Goodie night
Niall: nighterz
Liam: Good night Hazza
Harry: don't let the bed bugs bite
Louis: Oh good night Harold
Harry: Good night LouLou
Louis: Good night dollface
Harry: Good night muffinbottom
Louis: Good night sugarlips
Harry: Good night my love
Louis: Good night sexy
Harry: Good night wife
Louis: Good night husband
Harry: Good night baby mama
Louis: Good night daddy baby
Harry: I'll see you in the morning *le makes kissing sound*
Louis: you can't see me right now because my curtain is closed... but i'm smiling
Harry: I like knowing I can make you smile.
Louis: D'aweee. Sleep tight HarHar
Harry: Night night LouLou
Louis: Night spider monkey
Harry: Good night seductive unicorn
Zayn: OH MY GOD LET ME SLEEP11!!1
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Harry: Good night sex lord
Louis: Good n- oh come on! you know i can't top 'sex lord'...
Niall: Sorry guys....
Louis: Huh?
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Liam: oh goddddddddddd...
Harry: Wait what happened?
Louis: GOD NIALL WHAT DID YOU EAT
Harry: ....I think i'll sleep on the sofa.
Zayn: *Groans loudly in pillow* every. damn. niiiiiiggghhtttt.
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A horror movie starring One Direction..
Monster: Rrrrrraaaa! *sights ze boys*
Louis: Run! Let's run!!!!!
Harry: *fell down* BooBear!
Louis: *looks back at Harry* Let me hel-
Harry: No, run! Leave me here..
Louis: *stares at Harry* Nobody gets left behind.
Zayn: What? Vas sapnin?! Vas sapnin? Boys! Vas sapnin? Why are we runnin?
Liam: Look back Zayn! Look back!
Zayn: *runs 50x faster*
????
Harry: Good thing we got the hell outta there.
Liam: Wait..
Louis: What?
Liam: Where's Niall?!!!!!!!
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Directioners knows what happens to Niall in a horror movie.. *le cries*
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Oops! Not yet the end!
Niall: Okay, what did I miss? Went to McDonalds. Who wants fries!?
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niall-ate-it replied to your post: nialljustgotwet replied to…
Louis says “It’s absolutely chicken oriental” in this vid at about 0:22 :)youtube.com/watch?v…
OH MY GOD THANK YOU!!
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iwant-nialler asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tagging back. :)
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